Password Problem
Mr Bean calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with his password.
No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem.
“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” he says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains,
“So if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” he says,
“But they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”
Seorang mbak-mbak jualan jengkol sambil jongkok menggelar dagangannya di terpal di atas tanah. Gak sengaja tersingkaplah sarung si mbak yang ternyata gak pakai celana dalam dan kelihatanlah isinya. Seorang pemuda datang menghampiri si mbak seperti pingin membeli jengkol.
Pemuda: Apa itu mbak?
Mbak: Jengkol mas.
Pemuda: Kenapa dibuka?
Mbak: Sebagai contoh.
Pemuda: Kenapa hitam?
Mbak: Itu kulitnya.
Pemuda: Kenapa merah?
Mbak: Karena sudah matang.
Pemuda: Kenapa berbulu?
Mbak: Hah…. Tukang intip rupanya!
